Two men on a building site.
Two men on a building site are arguing about who’s the strongest.
One says to the other, “I bet you a week’s wages I can haul a load in this wheelbarrow that you’d never be able to lift off the ground.”
“Okay,” says the second man, “You’re on.”
The first man grabs the handles of the barrow and says, “Right. Hop in.”
Who said plumbers are not that bright?
A plumber walks into a pub and says to the barmaid, “You know how I’m always running into all sorts of pests working under buildings?” She smiles, “You bitch about it all the time, Dave.”
“If I show you something absolutely amazing, will you give me a free beer?” She thinks about it, and agrees. Dave reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rat.
“Check this out!” he says. “I found him today.” He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches,
The barmaid is amazed, and pours Dave a beer. Dave finishes his beer. He asks, “If I show you something better than that, will you give me free beers all night?” She agrees, thinking “He can’t beat that” cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play.
Dave reaches into another pocket and pulls out a large frog, who begins to sing to the rat’s music. Song after song, the frog sings his head off. Everyone is amazed.
A stranger walks up to Dave and offers him $100,000 for the frog. “Sorry he’s not for sale.” He increases the offer to $250,000 cash on the spot. “No,” he insists, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000 cash. Dave finally agrees, gives him the frog and takes the money.
“Are you mad?” everyone said after the stranger left. “That frog could have been worth millions, and you let him go for $500,000!”
“Don’t worry about it” said Dave. “The frog’s nothing special. The rat’s a ventriloquist.”
All building jokes welcome – email Doug Skelton email@example.com (go easy on the lawyer jokes – we are deeply sensitive people)
If you require building and construction legal advice contact us – we are the expert solicitors for Brisbane and the Gold Coast.